I haven’t seen Lord of the Rings or any of those Twilight movies yet either. I’ll watch in the order they were released since that’s how they were originally created, but when? I suppose I can chip away at them one at a time because I’d probably need an entire week off to watch them straight through!įor what it’s worth, I’ve also never seen or read any of the Harry Potter series. Then came another wave, followed by spin-off stories so I never caught up and here we are.Īt this point, I don’t even know what order to watch them in! Actually, yes, I do. Um yeah, my bad.īefore I finally got around to it though, the prequels started coming. I never got around to watching the original trilogy as a kid but always planned to. Well, um…guess who’s never actually seen any of the Star Wars movies? That’s right, this guy! Not even one of them. If you’re a regular here, you’ll also recognize that I literally close each post out with the tagline “May the fork be with you” which references the same classic quote.
#What is the reference pour some sugar on may mean movie
As in the ultimate nerd holiday, “May the 4th.” As in “May the 4th be with you” an obvious play on words for the actual quote from the movie Star Wars, “May the force be with you.”ĭid you catch this moment during Day 3 of the NFL Draft? R2D2 announced the pick! ☹ Oh, but it gets worse! MUCH worse.ĭo you know what event happens this Friday? It’s May 4th. Therefore, your argument is moot ladies! However, no, I shamefully haven’t seen this movie yet. Furter is merely a fictional character while Prince once walked among us. That led to a Facebook discussion where I got dragged for never seeing The Rocky Horror Picture Show (here’s looking at you Rebekah Dirnfeld and Fiona Bagley!) since one of its characters, “Dr. That’s actually the guitar he gave me in the cover photos…): So, last week I posted this as a tribute to Prince (RIP to both him and my Uncle Sam who was a huge fan. “I would never be comfortable enough to drop trough, perch on a table and have some stranger holding wax and duct tape inspect my hindquarters like I’m a pug at the Westminster Dog Show.” – Fat Darrell Um, thanks but no thanks! Some battles are meant to be fought alone and my “manscaping” seems like one of those missions! But hey, to each his own, right? I would never be comfortable enough to drop trough, perch on a table and have some stranger holding wax and duct tape inspect my hindquarters like I’m a pug at the Westminster Dog Show. My trust issues run way too deep for all of that! Some fellas do it too but I’m definitely not one of them!Īside from sounding really painful, the entire situation just seems awkward. Shoutout to all the ladies enduring those crazy Brazilian wax strips to remove that “winter coat” in time for Spring though! It makes sense though, I mean, it’s like 1,000 degrees over there. Wait, hold up…1900 BC? You mean those freaky Pharaohs were taking breaks while building The Great Pyramid to get bikini waxes? Now THAT’s a fun fact I never learned in my world history class (hey, thanks for nothing Mrs. If you don’t know what that is, no worries, neither did we, but her hair removal shop offers this service.Īpparently, it’s a Persian waxing technique that’s been around since 1900 BC and utilizes a sugary paste instead of traditional wax (thanks Wikipedia!). After asking her some weird questions about those mall kiosks where women literally bite the hair off people’s faces ( whiskey tango foxtrot?!), we ended up on a discussion about “sugaring.” My client Fran and I were discussing her weekend plans and she mentioned that she was getting her eyebrows shaped up. No, the “sugar” talk is because we’re having an ice cream party later in this post! However, that’s not what initially inspired today’s title. Hi Mom!Īnyway, no worries, despite the crazy cover photos (I know, HOT right?), this post isn’t about 80’s hair metal. Wow, that was close, I almost forgot my parents read these. Oh wait, I mean um…or so I’ve been told, I obviously wouldn’t know ?. If you’ve somehow never heard it before, you’ve clearly never been to a strip club because aside from ratchet trap music, this song is a staple. I have extras… What? Haven’t you ever seen a “chicken strip” before?Īnyway, what’s up everybody? Welcome back to #DoubleFML FatDarrellPalooza! If you didn’t recognize that lyric, it’s from the 80’s hair metal band, Def Leppard’s, song “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” Sounds like someone could use one of those shower poufs from last post. Trust me kids, “swamp ass” is definitely NOT sexy. Umm, no! I know that lyric was supposed to sound seductive and all, but the word “sticky” makes me think of a sweaty disgusting mess, not “sweet.”